You have GOT to be kidding me.
You have GOT to be kidding me.
“NEW YORK — ABC has commissioned a new reality show based on a British hit called Wife Swap — but it’s not what you think.”
Now, what do you think they’re on the defence about? This is a highly questionable idea. So far they’ve stuck racists together, and they’ve given six children to a woman with only one of her own. (With that lack of experience, she could have killed those kids!) At one point they even brought in a woman who turned out to be a praying mantis and ate her new husband. I’m sure the old wife had something to say about that. Until of course she herself was mauled by the alien babies she had to tend to.
These networks keep on coming up with more and more craaaaazy shit to throw at their viewers. Initially, it was just a bunch of frat kids hanging around being filmed by the worst focus-pullers on the face of the earth. Now, people are trading families and endangering the lives of their kids.
And what do the execs say about this? What do they say to defend themselves?
“The women trade diets, lifestyles, child-care approaches and standards of domestic hygiene — but they don’t actually have sex with each other’s partners.”
Well, that’s a relief.