My knitting blog is now located at the Needle Exchange!
I stepped on a squirrel yesterday.
So I’m thinkin’, since it didn’t rain today, I’m probably going to have bad luck for the next couple years. I did have a couple heart attacks yesterday, I’m assuming that’s the first wave. Next stop: The Colon!
Who could argue with this brilliant piece of new evidence?
This is undeniable proof that dinosaurs exist! Darwinism must be wrong!
This video might even be worse than Yatta!
For some reason, Blogger is not allowing me to visit its site in Netscape. I am forced to use Internet Explorer. *Shudder*
Belated news that I couldn’t share last night as I thought the Blogger server was down, or something:
1) I went to work for a second time at my old employer’s office yesterday, and everyone was wearing masks. Sadly, they did not have any Hello Kitty or Keropi masks, only medical ones which were dreadfully passé. I had to wear one when I was out in the general waiting area, and since I was filing out there half the time, I was wearing a mask half the time. Ah, Torontonian paranoia. I pretty much suffocated for hours and hours; it was very unpleasant.
2) I also went for the first time to the York Astronomical Observatory, to be shown around the telescope with which I will be doing fantastic observing! Angela showed me how to open the dome and spin it around, and we showed Jupiter to anyone who showed up (it was an open house) because it was too cloudy to see anything else. Most of the time, though, we told science jokes and talked about Dr. Who. A female donut walks into a bar. A man sits beside her and asks, “Hey baby, what’s your sign?” She replies, “Can’t you tell? I’m a taurus!” *groan*
3) On the way back from the Observatory, I went to the giant bunch of tables piled with old computer equipment. I found a gas chronometer which should give me quite a few pieces for use in my mysterious computer project. It’s going to be excellent!
Using Macs means you love Satan!
Sell your computer daemon and show those longhairs you’re not going to take their communist, evolutionist propaghanda anymore!
Ahahahaha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hee hee hee hee ho ho hahaha he he he awhoo. *wipes tears of laughter from eyes*
This may in fact be better than John Chick. Not as disgusting, much more hilarious!
I have finally posted my May Day Pictures!
Go me.
In addition, here are some celebrity blogs I have come across:
Asia Carrera (Warning: contains porn star bloggery and is therefore not suitable for kiddywinks.)
Neil Gaiman (Not too shabby.)
Gene Simmons (No place for hidin’ baby, no place to ru-un! You pull the trigger of mah… *babadaba* *babadaba* *babadababadaba!* LOVE GUN!!!)
Rupaul (I thought (s)he was just an urban legend. Wow.)
And who can forget the sexiest of all bloggers, the Star Trek men themselves:
Wil Wheaton (Yowza)
and
William Shatner (= stud*14)
I have decided to start another art project.
It will require old computers, of which I only have a few, and tearing those apart might cause objections from fellow packrats, so I am hoping to find them elsewhere. If you have a computer kicking around that I can harvest, please leave a comment!
