Extra! Ikea joins international drug ring!

December 31st, 2003 at 1:44 am (Hilarity)

Our local Ikea is selling daim bags.

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    The Rev said,

    December 31, 2003 at 3:51 am

    Fun fact: Ikea stores are designed to be the exhibits of life in a future fascist utopia in the eyes of the line’s founder, what with his “peculiar” relationship with Nazism.

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    Eve said,

    December 31, 2003 at 11:34 am

    Please don’t destroy everything I hold near and dear. Next, you’re going to tell me Alan Alda has ties to fascism.

    (PS, if he does please do not tell me, I think I would die of heartbreak.)

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    The Rev said,

    January 1, 2004 at 8:24 am

    Quiet as a church-mouse over here. Do-de-do-de-do.

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    Eve said,

    January 1, 2004 at 8:56 am

    Indeed, no comments, I feel horribly rejected.

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    The Rev said,

    January 2, 2004 at 2:44 am

    Like an ill-suited kidney transplant. And Alan Alda had an ambivalent relationship to socialism, the other great genocidal political system of the c.20.

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    The Rev said,

    January 3, 2004 at 1:50 am

    Well, much like Nazism, it too hated the Jews and had awesome fashion sense.

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    Eve said,

    January 3, 2004 at 10:24 am

    I’m not sure if I should weep or not, as I know nothing about socialism.

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