Unintelligent Design

January 31st, 2004 at 12:55 pm (Linkage)

Although life was designed by an all-powerful creator, he is in reality pretty dumb and not very good at it.

I can definitely agree with this theory. What kind of dude would make his creations so fiercely susceptible to alcohol?

I had quite a wild time at ritual yesterday. Jo, Erin and Tavis were there, as well as a friend of Tavis’ who, according to his blog, is named Noel. “Like Christmas.” That’s pretty much all I remember from the conversation we had.

The day was pretty crazy. I’d had three assignments due, so there was a lot of stress to be worked out. By the end I was so intoxicated that I almost left ritual with someone else’s GPA. Oops. I eventually crashed at Erin’s place, waking up at 6 o’clock not knowing if it was day or night, and hoping I’d remembered to pick up my backpack at EngSoc. Slept again until around 9:30, when I was pretty certain it was morning. Walked home with cold fish & chips and no glasses or contacts, and managed to avoid being hit by motorized vehicles.

Surprisingly, after all that I am still hangover-free. That’s one good thing I got from the Fritz side of the family; we Fritzens may be lightweight, but we can drink that weight and get away with it the next morning. Thanks, grampa Martin!

2 Comments

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    The Rev said,

    January 31, 2004 at 7:08 am

    Alcohol is the devil.

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    Eve said,

    January 31, 2004 at 7:17 am

    Yes, yes it is. But it is the least devilish of all drugs, with the possible exception of “the dope.”

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