Three Thrillion Centuries ago Out of a Nuberian Sphere two neurons would run into each other and became an infinity of Life Forms that would one day’ “Create a God” Like no other!
Created and Narrated by a man that doesn?t belong to any organization of any type or sort? Aaron A. Amyx - I - You - & - My Powers
“Don’t believe it’ After you hear it! “Don’t Worry!!!!!! You won’t become an “Andrea Terry” or a neighbor next to Charles Amyx located in Garland Texas…… “Like the ones in 1999, that moved in believing Christ was going to come to that very location in a Space Craft and raise him and his followers “with great big dark oval eyes” -bluish/grayish skin, with a thin long neck for breathing and an extra for swallowing food, and a third for funneling liquid……and have also three slenderous long tentacle slimy legs” That also have the power to produce a hologram that looks like an image of a human looking Jesus! “From their eyes projecting outwards! -and they can even produce blueberry cream filled (fantastic recipe) muffins for you to try for free.”
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While walking home, I crossed a black cat’s path. He’s totally going to have bad luck now. Sucker.
I may see Jean-Luc Ponty on Friday. Is that cool or what?
Anyone who wants to do something on Canada Day, email me.
Speaking of which, I have Gmail!
I apologize if this post is scattered, I just finished an 11-hour shift. I got a free sammich out of the deal, though, and some soup and pasta sauce and cookies and chocolate milk. I’m ROLLING in FOOD.
I need a shower SO BADLY.
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Description of Michael Moore Is A Big Fat Stupid White Man, released today:
Watching Michael Moore in action — passing off manipulating facts in Bowling for Columbine, spinning statistics in Stupid White Men and Dude, Where’s My Country?, shamelessly grandstanding at the Academy Awards, and epitomizing the hypocrisy he’s made a king’s fortune railing against — has spurred authors David T. Hardy and Jason Clarke to take action into their own hands. In Michael Moore Is a Big Fat Stupid White Man, Hardy and Clarke dish it back hard to the fervent prophet of the far left, turning a careful eye on Moore’s use of camera tricks and publicity ploys to present his own version of the truth.
I don’t know about this. I’ve got a little worm in the back of my mind telling me that it’ll probably be filled with just as much self-righteous tripe as Michael Moore himself, only from the opposite end of the political spectrum. Still, it might be worth it to check out, if only to fill out my arguments against the lying bastard.
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Pay Day! I have money now! I’m fully jivin’ due to this recent development. I celebrated by stopping at Turk’s (a local antiquities shoppe) on the way home and buying some books. I was looking for old cookbooks, but none them were very interesting so I bought Animal Farm and A Clockwork Orange. There were two beautiful hardcovers in the front of the store; one about the Spanish Inquisition and the other filled with short stories by famed Russian authors. They were too expensive. Sigh.
There’s a Parappa the Rapper track called “Prince Fleaswallow,” about a fleamarket bullfrog. “I’m workin’ in da fleamarket so early, I bin workin’ here since my Momma was a baby. Just because the riddim is slow, dat don’t mean datchoo can’t flow.” Turk’s isn’t a flea market, I know, but it’s close enough. Parappa applies to all things.
Inothernews, I started driving lessons again today. I just finished the second-last one. So it’s fitting that I’m listening to the Parappa track wherein he learns to drive. The track is called “Mooselini,” so it’s also worthy of commendation by being a video game’s clever reference to an Italian dictator. Which is pretty much what all driving instructors are like.
“Woah ho ho ho, stop the car! We’ve got an emergency, can’t you see? Do you know why we stopped the car? Because of forces dissolving victory and the nation. Avanti!”
I wonder if my instructor would be offended if I called him ‘Il Duce.’
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Kick, punch, it’s all in the mind.
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