HAPPY BIRTHDAY DONALD
Happy Birthday.
I was going to wish you a happy birthday after work, but then it took a long time to close the store and I had to dash out again with Adrienne and Visto almost immediately after getting home.
Partying was fun, have no doubt. We painted the town red in your honour. We missed the jazz we were trying to catch, but we did go to Classic Video and rent erotic movies.
Gerard Depardieu was hot back in the ’70s. Also, Dolly Parton has a huge rack.
Bryan said,
July 18, 2004 at 5:19 am
Ha Ha, I come back to your journal because of Lang’s link and what do I see?
Ah, but you could never be faulted for dedicating a night out to Sutherland. The key is whistling that melody that he always whistles in that movie in public, at random and odd times, then looking around casually as if you were confused, also, as to where it came from.
Eve said,
July 18, 2004 at 5:47 am
That whistle is what MADE ME LOVE HIM
Eve said,
July 18, 2004 at 5:47 am
I hope you don’t mind that I’ve adopted your method of YELLING THROUGH TEXT
Lang said,
July 19, 2004 at 1:52 am
I LOVE YELLING THROUGH TEXT
do you know Dolly’s song “Jolene”? Whenever anyone mentions your buddy Jo I always think of that. Forgive me if I’ve asked you about this before.
Also, I need you to educate me about Primus because you seem to know ‘em pretty well. Gimme some songs, woman, or I’ll kick you in the, erm, pooper.
Eve said,
July 19, 2004 at 3:42 am
Thank you for not using THE OTHER WORD. I will forever be scarred.
All of “Sailing the Seas of Cheese” is really good. Also, look for a song called “Possum”. Oh wait no, that’s Phish. Well, get that one too.
There’s also Oysterhead (which is bits of Primus, Phish and The Police) that totally kicks pooper. Album’s called “The Grand Pecking Order,” and it is a work of art.
More songs if/when I think of them.
The Rev said,
July 19, 2004 at 5:05 am
Pooper: It’s what’s for breakfast.
I am a memetic vector!
Jeanine said,
July 19, 2004 at 5:28 am
I can’t believe you’d be scarred by the word “dumper”, but not by Sutherland’s (DISTURBING) role in 1900. But that’s just me.
Also, you’re right about Depardieu, as he was indeed DAMN HOT in that film.
Jeanine said,
July 19, 2004 at 5:30 am
(fully utilizing the YELLING THROUGH TEXT option)
Eve said,
July 19, 2004 at 10:18 am
I wasn’t so much scarred as aghast. Well, not even aghast, just kind of annoyed I guess. I mean, really, “dumper”?
Jeanine said,
July 19, 2004 at 10:39 am
Hey, it’s a helluva lot more creative than “nice buns”, or, to put it in its proper context (I was holding a five-foot mirror, lengthwise, under my arm) — “from the way you’re holding that mirror, honey, I’ve gotta say, you’ve gotta NICE PAIR OF BUNS”.
It’s also better than:
“Hi there, sunshine. How’s it going?”
“Umm, (filling a cup with hot chocolate at the Mac-Corry food court), well, thanks”.
“Tee-hee. I said that WITHOUT LOOKING AT YOUR LEGS ONCE!” (He then winks before giving a dirty-old-man gaze to my legs.)
I guess “dumper” is still pretty uncouth, though. Have to concur about the single, male population here in the summer, which leaves something (actually, anything else!) to be desired.
Eve said,
July 19, 2004 at 10:53 am
Men.
Eve said,
July 19, 2004 at 11:27 am
Primus Update: iTunes put up all my unheard Primus albums for me to listen to today, coincidentally. I’m listening to “Rhinoplasty” right now, which is a bit Metallica-ish in parts. But in a good way.
Earlier heard “Animals Should Not Try To Act Like People”. “Antipop” is up next, and I have high hopes.
So to sum up: Listen to ANY Primus, and it will be good.
The Rev said,
July 20, 2004 at 3:55 am
Prior to my obsession with anal sex, and thus, my use and abuse of the word “pooper”, I was always a great fan of referring to vaginas and/or women as “cock sockets”. Like the object it refers to, it rolls off the tongue.
Eve said,
July 20, 2004 at 10:20 am
I remember that. I can’t believe it didn’t get you any tail.
Milky said,
August 21, 2004 at 5:14 am
Eve,
could you please give me the link of that black&white Donald Sutherland’s picture you posted last year for his birthday ?
I can’t find it on google.
(and excuse my possible bad english, I’m french)
Eve said,
August 25, 2004 at 1:15 am
I’ll try to find it, but I don’t have much time now.
Don’t worry, your english is awesome!