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The Swamp’s Search Strings of the Week

December 30th, 2004 at 12:09 pm (Linkage, Nerdz0r3d)

  • MSN Search for proof of swamp monsters. This subject occupies much of this blog. I am giving the public what it wants.

  • Google Search for “two jobs” fruit breezers. I am ecstatic that someone is searching for this and that they used it to find me.
  • Google Search for antonio banderas LJ icons, which I produce constantly.
  • Google Search for “slow clap” speed, which is something that everyone should know in order to properly perform the slow clap. (Hint: the clap does not maintain a constant speed. It’s a little-known fact that the clap speeds up.)
  • Froogle search for 8 Inch Penis. I use the profits to pay for bandwidth.
  • Yahoo search for new years eve poop wrestling. I rest my case.

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Eve’s Triumphant Return to Blogging

December 30th, 2004 at 11:11 am (Arts & Culture)

I realize that my last post was quite negative, but I swear I haven’t been so since then. It’s been a pretty neat Christmas. I can’t resist posting the following, though. There was a tribute to Pierre Berton on the CBC a few days back, and they played a recording of Pierre reading one of my favourite poems when I was a kid. I know it’s a bit dark, but here it is, from “The Spell of the Yukon” by Robert W. Service:

The Cremation of Sam McGee

There are strange things done in the midnight sun
By the men who moil for gold;
The Arctic trails have their secret tales
That would make your blood run cold;
The Northern Lights have seen queer sights,
But the queerest they ever did see
Was that night on the marge of Lake Lebarge
I cremated Sam McGee.

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Some more notes

December 30th, 2004 at 10:19 am (Tales of the Swamp)

  1. The hand is fine, aside from some temporarily reptilian skin to remind me not to pour boiling water on myself. These reminders are needed sometimes.

  2. Children of Bodom is really good.
  3. I know this sounds shallow and awful, but sometimes I really wish that my family was the sort to give Christmas money instead of Christmas decorative cooking thermometers. Seriously, guys, my trousseau is the size of a chateau. There is no need to buy me that porcelain soap dish that doesn’t match any of the other bathroom pieces I have received for the past 20 years. I can buy one for 2 dollars at Ikea. And no, you don’t need to put that 13-piece stainless steel “Jesus and his Apostles” cutlery set on layaway for when I finally get hitched and need 11 extra pieces of silverware for no apparent reason (aside from my swinging high-roller lifestyle and distaste for doing dishes). When it comes time for matrimony, I’ll get my cooking utensils just like everyone else by stealing them from Leonard cafeteria.

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Life Day Wrap-up

December 30th, 2004 at 7:12 am (Knitting, Tales of the Swamp, Visual Stuff)

As I said before, I had a pretty neat-o Life Day. The highlights, in point form:

  • Dogs
  • I saw Mike Harris on Christmas Eve, shopping with his son
  • I recovered from pink eye and got an ear infection the next day, and upon recovery from that I poured boiling water on my hand and had to wear a bandage for two days
  • My aunt Liz and uncle Gord were over for Christmas, which was a lot of fun as they are hi-larious
  • We drove up to Kingston on Boxing Day to celebrate with the other half of our Canadian relatives, and much hilarity was also had over there
  • Because you can’t avoid materialism around Christmas, I will announce that I received a macro zoom lens for Christmas, and that it is awesome
  • I also bought lots of stuff on Boxing Day, and now have like a kabillion new DVDs on top of the ones I received on Christmas Morn.

Clicking the More link will get you to a selection of pictures from the past week.
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Hello Cthulhu

December 23rd, 2004 at 11:23 am (Asides, Tales of the Swamp)

http://www.whatsbetter.com/static/images/2850.gif

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Cthulhu for President

December 23rd, 2004 at 8:07 am (Asides, Tales of the Swamp)

http://www.cthulhu.org/

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Octodogs

December 23rd, 2004 at 7:51 am (Asides, Tales of the Swamp)

http://www.octodog.net/

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