- MSN Search for proof of swamp monsters. This subject occupies much of this blog. I am giving the public what it wants.
- Google Search for “two jobs” fruit breezers. I am ecstatic that someone is searching for this and that they used it to find me.
- Google Search for antonio banderas LJ icons, which I produce constantly.
- Google Search for “slow clap” speed, which is something that everyone should know in order to properly perform the slow clap. (Hint: the clap does not maintain a constant speed. It’s a little-known fact that the clap speeds up.)
- Froogle search for 8 Inch Penis. I use the profits to pay for bandwidth.
- Yahoo search for new years eve poop wrestling. I rest my case.
