Top 15 Dimensions You Didn’t See in Sliders

March 23rd, 2005 at 12:53 pm (Golden Words, Lists)

Published here.

It was a television series that changed a thousand worlds, and (for some Jerry O’Connell-crazed young girls) a thousand pants. It was the SciFi series of an entire two-year generation. It got crappy after the first season, once they couldn’t think of a new dimension that didn’t involve speaking a different language or eating worms.

Fortunately, they never went to the dimension where:

  1. The sun rises in the evening and sets in the morning.
  2. Everyone plays ball hockey all the time.
  3. Quinn’s double is a sea monster.
  4. Pens are illegal.
  5. The UN Secretary General is Avril Lavigne.
  6. Instead of water, fire hydrants pump pasta sauce.
  7. Men have beards on their knees.
  8. Cups have holes on the bottom.
  9. People eat croutons from the box.
  10. In the movie Speed they have to go at 60 miles per hour.
  11. Margaret Atwood is a man.
  12. People urinate from their eyes.
  13. Stephen Hawking is a lacrosse champion.
  14. Cats chase dogs, and mice are the size of elephants.
  15. The earth doesn’t exist and they asphyxiate in space.

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