A Contradiction in Terms
I just passed some stoner frat-jocks on the way home from campus. They were discussing the possibility of purchasing sustenance in order to quell the various hungers within their respective corpuses. (As in, “Dude, I’m totally jonesin’ for some foooood right now, dude.”)
While I was walking past them, the foooood in particular that they were discussing was the Toronto/Kingston hipster raison d’être, Sushi.
They referred to it as “Sush’.”
Sook-Yin Lee must be turning over in her grave.
Dave said,
September 30, 2005 at 6:28 am
Isn’t “corpora” the plural of “corpus”?
They should totally go down to Take Sushi. I would, were I in town.
Eve said,
September 30, 2005 at 6:31 am
Indeed
I like corpuses better because it sounds like porpoises.
Dave said,
September 30, 2005 at 6:47 am
Touche
lang said,
October 1, 2005 at 5:41 am
she was cute but I really liked that black girl with the big hair - not the one that’s on now, but the sexy curvy one who made out with Strompolopolous on a dare one time. Her name sounded like Nammy Gummy Yumi something.
jason said,
October 1, 2005 at 6:48 am
Oh yeah, the current tall black girl with big hair (hey, it’s not meant in a derogatory way, it’s just a convenient way to refer to her) looks like she’s incredibly unenthused about her job, and nearly asleep and/or full of sedatives. She reminds me of the sarcastic kids in the crowd at Hullabalooza… only I don’t know if she’s just been making a huge Simpsons reference for her entire Much career. I’m sorta hoping that’s the case.
Eve said,
October 1, 2005 at 7:05 am
The first girl always seemed to stumble over her words whenever was delivering the “news.” I didn’t really like her that much.
jason said,
October 1, 2005 at 12:20 pm
Sook-Yin is and always will be the hottest person ever to grace MuchMusic.
Eve said,
October 1, 2005 at 12:34 pm
I agrizzle.