McSweeney’s

September 30th, 2005 at 7:06 am (Hilarity)

I’ve been reading McSweeney’s for the last hour. The best recent article by far is “Jim Jarmusch’s Notes for a Ghostbusters Sequel.” I’m not sure, but I think I’ve seen it before. Didn’t it star Johnny Depp in black and white?

Here are some lists, followed by their most entertaining items:

State Songs, If They All Suggested the Apathy of Idaho’s “Here We Have Idaho”
Hey, Is That Oregon? Oh, My Mistake, It’s Washington; I Was Only Born in Arizona, Then We Moved When I Was 2

Methods Other Than Song by Which One Can Be Killed Softly
Asphyxiation by cupcake

Totalitarian Institutions That Would Have Been More Fitting for George Orwell’s 1984, Considering How That Year Turned Out
The Ministry of the Beef, and Where It Currently Is

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    drew said,

    October 1, 2005 at 11:19 am

    One day I shall write something that will be in McSweeney’s, and I will die a happy man.

    If only I were, you know, funny…

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