The Swamp

Dear CBS,

November 23rd, 2006 at 5:59 pm (Tales of the Swamp)

Stop running those Survivor commercials that start out with that guy who sounds exactly like Alan Alda. Every time it comes on and I’m typing away at something, I hear the voice and I’m so excited that maybe just maybe they’re bringing M*A*S*H back and then I realize ONCE AGAIN that it’s that stupid Survivor commercial which, obviously, is much less interesting than any of Herr Alda’s gin-soaked monologues. Please, for the love of Pete, stop running that commercial. It hurts me deeply and personally.

EDIT: My goodness, it just happened again! Arg. ARGH!