This is not a happy cat
Does this count as extraordinary rendition?
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Jocelyn Wildenstein’s Plastic Surgery Tips
Jocelyn Wildenstein’s Plastic Surgery Tips
Jocelyne, why do so many women decide to have plastic surgery?
There are so many reasons, it is up to the individual I suppose. Some women have surgery to slow the march of time, some decide to go under the knife to correct a perceived flaw and some decide to do it when their husband is threatening to not only leave them for a 21 year old Russian model, but cut them off their financial support and the only way they can think to save the marriage is to turn themselves into a replica of his favourite jungle animal.
All very valid reasons, all very personal reasons.
What if a woman can’t afford plastic surgery – are there any alternatives you can suggest?
Yes I recommend she develop a personality and learn to bake.
No, what I mean is, are there any non-surgical procedures you can recommend?
No.
How does one go about choosing the right surgeon?
It depends on your needs of course but there are a few things I’ve learned during my journey that I would like to share. It is impossible to hold a medical degree from the University of Papaya as Papaya is not a country, you should never have to walk through a transmission shop to get to the clinic and avoid places that require a secret knock.
Any post-surgery tips?
Well of course you must make sacrifices- I for one lost my peripheral vision after my last cheek implant but I weighed it over carefully and realized I only used it for driving so it was a decision I could live with.
You might be well advised during your convalescence to work up a few signals to replace the expressions you’ve lost in your face. (If of course the surgery is done right.) I twiddle the fingers on my left hand to show joy and use one finger on the right hand to express displeasure but you will have many isolated weeks to find symbols that work for you.
If it all gets too much for you always remember: nothing gives you a lift like a little collagen.
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Harold and Maude
I’m watching Harold and Maude right now. The swimming pool scene reminded me of this.
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Popular Mechanics, circa 1950
“Because everything in her home is waterproof, the housewife of 2000 can do her daily cleaning with a hose.”
In the future, women will still be oppressed, but the ways in which they are oppressed will be more futuristic.
Daily cleaning indeed.
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A great Christmas Gift
Shrimp, crab and lobster are more appetizing than ever before when surrounding Ronco’s Ornamental Ice.
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