Mitch Hedberg Win! Here’s the full quote:
I like an escalator because an escalator can never break, it can only become stairs. You would never see an escalator temporarily out of order sign, just “escalator temporarily stairs.” Sorry for the convenience.
As always with Mitch, it’s all in the delivery.

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I really, really miss Mitch.
Posted 31 May 2010 at 6:55 pm ¶Agreed.
Posted 31 May 2010 at 9:59 pm ¶Don’t bother ringing it up! It’s for a DUCK.
Posted 31 May 2010 at 10:02 pm ¶And they all want SUN CHIPS!
Posted 01 Jun 2010 at 10:25 pm ¶