Mehndi Update

My mehndi is super dark now! I haven’t washed my left hand in about a day and a half. I feel like Bart Simpson after his babysitter spit on his hand, only mine doesn’t have gum and other gross things on it. Any time I have to do something that involves water or ickiness, I take out my trusty latex gloves. Works like a charm.

The greatest test will be in a few minutes, when I have to shave my legs for the wedding tonight. I think I’ll take out the big guns this time: rubber gloves and duct tape.

My mehndi will be the envy of all those who have washed their hands in the last two days.

Kneel before Zod!