My response to The Atheist Test


The Atheist Test is an attack on the theory of evolution, and misuses logic terribly. One of the arguments in the tract is that evolution cannot explain the banana’s design, and yet the evidence for this is even more ridiculous than its big bang analogy. There is no way to respond to it, except with the following.

Note that your mom:

  1. Is shaped for the human hand
  2. Has a non-slip surface
  3. Has outward indicators of inward content
  4. Has a tab for removal of wrapper
  5. Is perforated on wrapper
  6. Has a bio-degradable wrapper
  7. Is shaped for the human mouth
  8. Has a point at the top for ease of entry
  9. Is pleasing to the taste buds
  10. Is curved towards the face to make the eating process easy

Comments 7

  1. erin wrote:

    D00d, you know songs to wear pants to dot com? I know the guy that does the music and his webmaster. Crayzee.

    Posted 25 Apr 2004 at 10:07 am
  2. Fraser wrote:

    Alternatively Deer feces exhibits many of the same qualities of the Banana.

    Comes in convenient piles.
    Is made for the human bowl.
    Fits in the human mouth.
    Has a bio degradable wrapper (the deer).

    Strangely enough it isn’t suitable to eat.

    Posted 26 Apr 2004 at 9:15 am
  3. Eve wrote:

    Human bowl?

    Posted 26 Apr 2004 at 12:02 pm
  4. Fraser wrote:

    Right, the human tool used to hold soup.

    …fine it was a bad example.

    Posted 26 Apr 2004 at 4:00 am
  5. Eve wrote:


    Posted 26 Apr 2004 at 4:06 am
  6. mav_rick wrote:

    I like the part in the questionaire where you get to choose.

    C. Has an ulterior motive for denying the obvious.

    He has nice sources like the statistics and the human eye.

    Posted 18 Oct 2004 at 9:25 am
  7. Eve wrote:

    Ah, The Eye. I love that one.

    Posted 18 Oct 2004 at 10:11 am

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