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http://coffeetea.about.com/library/weekly/aa083101gongfu.htm
I’ve been doing tea research.
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A: First, recommend to me:
1. a movie.
2. a book.
3. a musical artist, song, or album.
4. an artist (contemporary, manga, us comic, historical, whatever).
B: I want everyone who reads this to ask me three questions, no more, no less. Ask me anything you want.
C: Then I want you to go to your journal, copy and paste this allowing your friends to ask you anything.
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So here’s my post about tentacle porn. I’m not sure if I’ve made one already, but this latest discovery warrants another: My favourite Japanese artist, Hokusai, produced the print of the (arguably) very first tentacle porn ever. A warning: that last link is not safe for work. (Cheers, Manuel)
There’s some wonderful information about octopus sex at Pharyngula. There’s also this, this and this. Kracken Power! Explore!
A translation of the text in Hokusai’s print is in the extended link.
Translation of the inscription by: James Heaton and Toyoshima Mizuho
Published in the Kyoto Journal, No. 18, 1992
OCTOPUS MAXIMUS: My wish comes true at last, this day of days; finally I have you in my grasp! Your “bobo” is ripe and full, how wonderful! Superior to all others! To suck and suck and suck some more. After we do it masterfully, I’ll guide you to the Dragon Palace of the Sea God and envelope you. “Zuu sufu sufu chyu chyu chyu tsu zuu fufufuuu…”
MAIDEN: You hateful octopus! Your sucking at the mouth of my womb makes me gasp for breath! Aah! yes… it’s… There.!!! With the sucker, the sucker!! inside, squiggle, squiggle, Oooh! Oooh, good, Oooh good! There, there! Theeeeere! Goood! Whew! Aah! Good, good, Aaaaaaaaaah! Not yet! Until now it was I that men called an octopus! An octopus! Ooh! Whew! How are you able…!? Ooh! “yoyoyooh, Saa… Hicha hicha gucha gucha, yuchyuu chyu guzu guzu suu suuu….”
OCTOPUS MAXIMUS: All eigth legs (arms?) to interwine with!! How do you like it htis way? Ah, look! The inside has swollen, moistened by the warm waters of lust. “Nura nura doku doku doku…”
MAIDEN: Yes, it tingles now; soon there will be no sensation at all left in my hips. Ooooooh! Boundaries and borders gone! I’ve vanished….!!!!!!
OCTOPUS MINIMUM: After daddy finishes, I too want to rub and rub my suckers at the ridge of your furry place until you dissapear and then I’ll suck some more, “chyu chyu..”
Jesus.
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