Category Archives: Tales of the Swamp

Car Lashes

I’m just glad the female equivalent of Truck Nutz isn’t Truck Labia.

Sometimes, xkcd hits the nail right on the head

xkcd: University Website.

Mehndi Update

My mehndi is super dark now! I haven’t washed my left hand in about a day and a half. I feel like Bart Simpson after his babysitter spit on his hand, only mine doesn’t have gum and other gross things on it. Any time I have to do something that involves water or ickiness, I [...]

Controller Behaviours

We have controller genes in our DNA that tells other genes to make multiples of things without having to code each individual body part individually. It points to the eye gene or the head gene (in aliens only of course) or whatever. A cool byproduct of that is that when you implant a human eye [...]