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Monthly Archives December 2006

Apocalypto II: Sugar Tits

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In response to JTL‘s recent findings on male-female relationships, I would like to introduce an invention that I thought up on Tuesday when I was at a country bar. It is called the non-engagement engagement ring, and you wear it on the ring finger of your left hand when you’re going out to a club […]

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Posted 17 December 2006 § Ideas § Tales of the Swamp ‡ Comments (1) °

In which Eve goes Bento-crayzee

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I finally went shopping today and bought rice and vegetables and various other things with which I plan to sustain myself. I believe the last time I went grocery shopping was over a month ago. This speaks to my ability to packrat non-perishables; there is two-year-old spätzle in my pantry that I don’t have the […]

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Posted 03 December 2006 § Cute Things § Tales of the Swamp ‡ Comments (1) °

And the winner is…

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NOT MICHAEL IGNATIEFF!

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Posted 02 December 2006 § Current Events § Politics ‡ Comments (29) °